Random Stuff
I was searching on Amazon the other day, looking for some book or other (sometimes their search engine is really retarded, has anyone else noticed that?) when lo and behold I came upon this winner of a product: Goose Chase goose repellent.
I know what you're thinking: "Just what I've always needed; something to get rid of all those pesky geese that keep following me around!", right? You know I can hardly hear myself talk in lessons sometimes for all the squawking.
No really, obviously it's for golf courses and parks and things that people don't want getting all grossed-up by goose poop and what not, but when I saw this product sitting there on the page in the middle of my search for a biography of Queen Elizabeth I, it just struck me as hilariously incongruous.
Finish!
posted by Becki at 12:04 PM
4 Comments:
And I quote:
"What is GooseChase? It's a biodegradable, food-grade taste aversion agent, made from a bitter tasting, smelly part of concord grapes (active ingredient methyl anthranilate). It renders food sources unpalatable and inedible to geese."
Frank was looking for mole repellant (the animal kind of mole not the skin kind) - whoda thunk amazon had goose repellant - maybe they have mole repellant too
Can't hurt to check! Don't they just use fox urine or something like that though?
Dude, we could totally use that in Canada (it is a Canada goose pictured!). Those geese are friggin' EVERYWHERE. Even on traffic islands. And they are really violent too. Bite your head off like that *snap*
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