For Pineapple-y Fresh Breath -

Choose Breath Palette.

Breath Palette is a line of designer toothpastes that come in all sorts of weird flavors. Some are cool and delicious (e.g. #20 - Lavender) but others are just WRONG (e.g. #14 Indian Curry). They're a big favorite of mine, and of the ladies back home. Here's the full list for anybody back home that wants to put in a request:

1.あまじお (Light Salt)
2.トロピカルパイン (Tropical Pineapple)
3.ペパーミント (Peppermint)
4.フレッシュヨーグルト (Fresh Yogurt)
5.一番摘み緑茶 (Green Tea)
6.ローズ (Rose)
7.モンキーバナナ (Monkey Banana)
8.はちみつ (Honey)
9.キウイフルーツ (Kiwi Fruit)
10.カフェ オ・レ (Cafe Au Lait)
11.プラム (Plum)
12.津軽りんご (Tsugaru Apple)
13.バニラ (Vanilla)
14.印度カリー (Indian Curry)
15.ストロベリー (Strawberry)
16.カリフォルニアオレンジ (California Orange)
17.京風抹茶 (Kyoto Style Tea)
18.白桃 (White Peach)
19.紀州梅 (Kishuu Plum)
20.ラベンダー (Lavender)
21.ダージリンティ (Darjeeling Tea)
22.シナモン (Cinnamon)
23.巨峰 (Kyoho Grape)
24.レモンティ (Lemon Tea)
25.ビターチョコレート (Bitter Chocolate)
26.ブルーベリー (Blueberry)
27.キャラメル (Caramel)
28.エスプレッソ (Espresso)
29.グレープフルーツ (Grapefruit)
30.パンプキンプリン (Pumpkin Pudding)
31.コーラ (Cola)

Check out the website in English

P.S. WTF !?! From the bizarre coincidence department: I was just reading 'A Welsh View' (this website that I like) and he had an article on this same toothpaste today! Freaky...