14 August 2006

Random Stuff


I was searching on Amazon the other day, looking for some book or other (sometimes their search engine is really retarded, has anyone else noticed that?) when lo and behold I came upon this winner of a product: Goose Chase goose repellent.

I know what you're thinking: "Just what I've always needed; something to get rid of all those pesky geese that keep following me around!", right? You know I can hardly hear myself talk in lessons sometimes for all the squawking.

No really, obviously it's for golf courses and parks and things that people don't want getting all grossed-up by goose poop and what not, but when I saw this product sitting there on the page in the middle of my search for a biography of Queen Elizabeth I, it just struck me as hilariously incongruous.

Finish!

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